2020

DO NOT SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THIS GAME

What do I get for doing ten gacha pulls on the Albedo banner in Genshin Impact?

1. Black Tassel
2. Harbinger of Dawn
3. Magic Guide
4. Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers
5. Skyrider Sword
6. Sucrose
7. Harbinger of Dawn
8. Debate Club
9. Debate Club
10. Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers

YAY! I GOT YET ANOTHER SUCROSE!

Is Sucrose a good character? Does having good characters even matter in this game? I mostly just mash the attack button with one hand while eating Doritos with the other.

DO NOT SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THIS GAME

What do I get for wishing ten times on the Albedo banner in Genshin Impact?

1. Raven Bow
2. Cool Steel
3. Debate Club
4. Black Tassel
5. Debate Club
6. Slingshot
7. The Stringless
8. Raven Bow
9. Sharpshooter’s Oath
10. Sharpshooter’s Oath

One 4-star weapon and a bunch of crap!

I’m very glad that I haven’t spent a cent on this game.

DO NOT SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THIS GAME

What do I get for wishing ten times on the “Secretum Secretorum” banner in Genshin Impact?

1. Skyrider Sword
2. Debate Club
3. Emerald Orb
4. Bloodtainted Greatsword
5. Cool Steel
6. Skyrider Sword
7. Sucrose
8. Harbinger of Dawn
9. Skyrider Sword
10. Magic Guide

I GOT ANOTHER SUCROSE! GOOD FOR ME!

DO NOT SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THIS GAME

What do I get for wishes 10 times on the standard wish in Genshin Impact?

1. Black Tassel
2. Magic Guide
3. Ferrous Shadow
4. Raven Bow
5. Slingshot
6. Favonius Codex
7. Magic Guide
8. Ferrous Shadow
9. Sharpshooter’s Oath
10. Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers

YAY I GOT A BOOK!

DO NOT SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THIS GAME

What do I get for doing ten wishes on the “Gentry of Hermitage” banner in Genshin Impact?

1. Sharpshooter’s Oath
2. Debate Club
3. Bloodtainted Greatsword
4. Debate Club
5. Sharpshooter’s Oath
6. Magic Guide
7. Chongyun
8. Zhongli (NEW!)
9. Magic Guide
10. Debate Club

Yay! Big Dong Zhong! Finally, a quality husbando!